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I want to be very rich to the extent that if I find a rat in my house instead of killing it, i can just leave & buy another house. AMEN!!

I want to be very rich to the extent that if I find a rat in my house instead of killing it, i can just leave & buy another house. AMEN!!

.Every oga at d top of ur destiny, may GOD silence them like the dotcom in NSCDC website.

He who fully Unwraps a Sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret. -Alfred Okoro

.BB na BB,whether na BOLD or Afraid CURVE or Straight,TORCH or Candle, JAVELINE or Arrow,STORM or cloud..Na all of dem dey ping..!!!

Whatever happened to Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle. .when will he stop writing WAEC?

OLD ENGLISH: What manner Of Appalling Dissatisfaction hath thou Showeth!... NEW ENGLISH: WTF!!

OLD ENGLISH: I haveth thou nothing to say as I faileth to be Intrigued or astonished by thy conversation... NEW ENGLISH: K

U actually can't spell TWITTER without 'WIT' and 'TIT'. If U can't impress my mind with Ur Wit, Pls console my Urge with Ur tits.

Jack was supposed to face death by hanging for the murder of Chan. If not for an eye witness wey confirm sey no be Jackie Chan.

. The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Engage in something new and think big and different, maybe a horse race..

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.

.. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key..

..Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with..

Money can't buy love But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

Healthy Investment

                        GET HEALTHY THEN INVEST
Did yhu know that successful people brim with energy? Maybe yhu haven't noticed that. Some are born that way but others can still cultivate it. Invest in yhur physical health and don't let anything stand in the way. Eat wisely, especially foods that grow on trees. Exercise. Drink more water. Get enough sleep. Practice it and master it. Time, information and possibly a large amount of energy is the new economy. To succeed in this race, yhu have to maximize yhur God-given health. Yhu are a business athlete.